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iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

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"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

— Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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